Don't throw your vote away on a third party...throw it away on THE Third Party!

Are you tired of your country being run by billionaires with misshapen dicks?

Be a well-hung Chad! Vote Third Party!

What we stand for:

• Add more things we stand for here
• Declare Captain Sisko the best captain in Star Trek
• Putting sports betting back in the hands of the mob

How can you get involved?

Host a party! If you don't want to, you can go fuck yourself in the ass and the mouth

Want to know more? Send us an email our official party email site